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Inklings from Marjorie world of Morphine!

Presenting madame pouffe de vente from the house of hathaway!

I have been so hungry for a taste different to bile that I ate mouth spray!! Today I got exciting news... Oooh I'm getting clear soup jelly and ice cream for dinner tonight providing my tea stays down! They are all waiting for my bowel - I feel it. Nice young doc just came by and said sometimes eating triggers off peristalsis and that we shouldn't worry. That was 10 mins after brendan came by and said "anything?" I said no, he said "well we will wait" and off he went. My bowel has stage anxiety!

Anyway I had a few spoons of ice cream, two spoons of foul pea soup, few sips tea. Didn't have the jelly and soup was too similar to bile! Anyway my stomach & colon or some internal area is gurgling away quite so have bit more time to wait.

Just nodded off and woke myself up laughing. In my dream I had fallen off my chair and reached for my mouse and my naked bum was in the air. I was pointing at it with the mouse to say I would need to fart any moment but the cats just watched:)

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